Yesterday, 05:34 AM
So after you have learned to think of women as fourteen-dimensional human beans, you'll need to learn social skillz in order to communicate with these highly intelligent and sophisticated creatures. Here, I will demonstrate the difference between you, a pathetic virgin loser manchild ur personality sux, bro, and Yummy, Charming, Charismatic Chad Bundy:
You: Hey, substance, substance, substance substance, substance. Several sentences of substance.
Her: lol. idk?
You: More sentences of substance. Would you like to get together sometime?
Her: Maybe. idk
You: Thought out suggestions of what you can do, when, and why, then asking when is a good time.
Her: idk.
You: Asking for specifics.
Her: *No more responses.*
You see what you did wrong, you virgin loser with a 0/10 personality?
Now, this is what Chad Bundyhitler, the charismatic musician with a charming, witty sense of humor, would do:
Yummy Chad: hey
Her: hey!
Yummy Chad: Netflix and chill at 8?
Her: Sure! :d :p
Yummy Chad: Cool.
You see what Chad did that you didn't do? You treated her like she's just like a dude with a functioning brain, you misogynistic piece of shit. SHE'S A GIRL. If it's not pretty pictures, exclamation points, emoticons, inspirational quotes, shoes, dresses, skirts, fakeup, coffee, cooking recipes and pretty pixx of food, or her pet dog (and/or pet child who is HER WORLD), she's not going to care about that.
You have to put thought into your messages, you socially retarded assholes.
You: Hey, substance, substance, substance substance, substance. Several sentences of substance.
Her: lol. idk?
You: More sentences of substance. Would you like to get together sometime?
Her: Maybe. idk
You: Thought out suggestions of what you can do, when, and why, then asking when is a good time.
Her: idk.
You: Asking for specifics.
Her: *No more responses.*
You see what you did wrong, you virgin loser with a 0/10 personality?
Now, this is what Chad Bundyhitler, the charismatic musician with a charming, witty sense of humor, would do:
Yummy Chad: hey
Her: hey!
Yummy Chad: Netflix and chill at 8?
Her: Sure! :d :p
Yummy Chad: Cool.
You see what Chad did that you didn't do? You treated her like she's just like a dude with a functioning brain, you misogynistic piece of shit. SHE'S A GIRL. If it's not pretty pictures, exclamation points, emoticons, inspirational quotes, shoes, dresses, skirts, fakeup, coffee, cooking recipes and pretty pixx of food, or her pet dog (and/or pet child who is HER WORLD), she's not going to care about that.
You have to put thought into your messages, you socially retarded assholes.