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Best jobs for incels? - blickpall - 11-08-2017

What jobs do you think fit the life best? What jobs do you all have, and how are they working out for you?

I am attending uni but I am pretty much oldcel at this point (28, life of mistakes) and in the years I wasn't going to uni I managed to finagle myself a career working at home as an English "consultant" which basically means my "legit" income is from working with a college-driven high school in East Asia (online obv) while the rest comes from writing papers for people and editing college applications. I could sit inside my house until the day I die if I drop out of school and stop attempting to have a real life at this point tbh. The job I am studying for would put me in constant contact with people and I'm not sure if that's something that would be good for me anymore.


RE: Best jobs for incels? - Gymcel - 11-08-2017

Betting additct on sports

Malware spreader

Security night guard

Warehouse physical job


RE: Best jobs for incels? - TheoryCel - 11-08-2017

social security recipient.


RE: Best jobs for incels? - NEETsupreme - 11-08-2017

Blackhat SEO


RE: Best jobs for incels? - Frenchy91 - 11-08-2017

IT job,

you don't have to interact with much ppl, which is good for your probable social anxiety

you spend your working hours in front of your computer shitposting on forums


RE: Best jobs for incels? - hymypoika - 11-08-2017

It, programming


RE: Best jobs for incels? - BlackPill47 - 11-08-2017

Anything that doesn't involve using phones or speaking to customers. Sadly, that's about 90% of jobs in this globalist outsourced-cucked world now. Working night-shifts seem to be the ticket but good luck finding anything nearby.

A lot of us will be stuck NEETceling whether we want it or not.


RE: Best jobs for incels? - notacel - 11-08-2017

Taking that job you're preparing for would be the hardest, but best bet. It could help you feel better eventually, help make you more positive, and essentially show you that the world isn't out to get you. The real world is poles apart from the online one, and 90% of people won't care how you look as long as you do your job and are genuinely courteous. But if you want to sleep with every girl you see, then you're better off at home.


RE: Best jobs for incels? - Jordan Barrett - 11-08-2017

shemale industry


RE: Best jobs for incels? - TheSupremeWristcel - 11-08-2017

Programming is definitely the way to go. Sure with things like I.T. you don't really have to interact with a lot of people, but there are a ton of programming jobs now where you remote into work every day and the worst thing you'll have to do is talk with people on skype voice chat once or twice a week. It's great for me at least...


RE: Best jobs for incels? - Captvic - 11-08-2017

IT or rot in overnight warehouse jobs


RE: Best jobs for incels? - Caliban - 11-08-2017

(11-08-2017, 06:57 PM)TheSupremeWristcel Wrote: Programming is definitely the way to go. Sure with things like I.T. you don't really have to interact with a lot of people, but there are a ton of programming jobs now where you remote into work every day and the worst thing you'll have to do is talk with people on skype voice chat once or twice a week. It's great for me at least...

What programming language do you recommend?


RE: Best jobs for incels? - Grotesque - 11-08-2017

I have THE best job.

Get diagnosed with autism, schizophrenia, etc... something that you can get NEETbux with.
Get NEETbux.
Rot.


RE: Best jobs for incels? - blickpall - 11-08-2017

Thank you for all the replies fam

(11-08-2017, 07:00 PM)Grotesque Wrote: I have THE best job.

Get diagnosed with autism, schizophrenia, etc... something that you can get NEETbux with.
Get NEETbux.
Rot.

I've gone to some quack before and gotten whatever I wanted when I was self medicating heavily, all I had to do was know how to answer the questionnaires. I'm interested in this because at my core, I just hate doing anything and am compulsive as fuck. The only reason I get anything done is to feed myself and buy beer/smokes, and I am going to uni to be able to do that better in the future. If I could just get NEETbux I'd be immeasurably happy. How does one go about this?


RE: Best jobs for incels? - Enigmatic93 - 11-08-2017

Anything like data entry where you dont interact with coworkers and work on a computer all day. That's what I do and its great.


RE: Best jobs for incels? - Caliban - 11-08-2017

(11-08-2017, 07:00 PM)Grotesque Wrote: I have THE best job.

Get diagnosed with autism, schizophrenia, etc... something that you can get NEETbux with.
Get NEETbux.
Rot.

I wanna get NEETbux but I don't want to be drowned in meds that zombify me. Is it possible to go through the process (by pretending) and not having to take pills? If I have to take drugs to sedate me, I'd rather just off myself.


RE: Best jobs for incels? - Gunnage - 11-08-2017

(11-08-2017, 06:53 PM)JordanĀ Barrett Wrote: shemale industry

Becoming one, or fucking them?



RE: Best jobs for incels? - Zielony4 - 11-08-2017

Faat food, so we could serve food to femails.


RE: Best jobs for incels? - Jordan Barrett - 11-08-2017

a blowjob!


RE: Best jobs for incels? - blickpall - 11-08-2017

(11-08-2017, 07:12 PM)Caliban Wrote:
(11-08-2017, 07:00 PM)Grotesque Wrote: I have THE best job.

Get diagnosed with autism, schizophrenia, etc... something that you can get NEETbux with.
Get NEETbux.
Rot.

I wanna get NEETbux but I don't want to be drowned in meds that zombify me. Is it possible to go through the process (by pretending) and not having to take pills? If I have to take drugs to sedate me, I'd rather just off myself.

Can I ask why? I know everyone is different but for me, being drugged up 24/7 would be pretty much #goals. It's like living in a different world far from here.